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Salad Fingers is a peculiar green ‘man’ with a hunch on his back. He is single, and an extremely odd person. His long, green fingers are sensitive to rough surfaces. Salad Fingers will stimulate himself by rubbing his fingers on such objects as rusty nails, rusty tea kettles, metal jail-cell bars and nettles, which he uses for self-urtication. Salad Fingers is often heedless to the mortality of creatures / things and appears unable to tell whether something is alive or not. Salad Fingers lives alone in a small house / shack with the number 22 on the door and a working oven. He also has some ability in playing the flute and speaking French.
Salad Fingers has a strange habit of providing narration for other characters rather than engaging in actual conversation, even if the characters are living beings capable of speech. The names he attributes to different "characters" often appear to be thought up on the spot or simply applied to non-existent characters.
Quoted from : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salad_Fingers



Definitions of salad fingers on the Web:
- Salad Fingers is a series of Flash cartoons created by director David Firth (who is also notable, under the name "Locust Toybox", as a composer of Intelligent Dance Music). They have been recognized as being some of the most peculiar of their type.





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2005-04-17 [Fuck the internet]: Think what could exist? My amazingly good looks? CORINNA... I dont even need to finish your name, just saying that should annoy you enough

2005-04-17 [Ktcm]: O.o; ~blinks slowly~

2005-04-17 [toycar]: arrg. you...you... *refuses to get annoyed*

2005-04-17 [Radioactive Flea]: *Throws a car at ToyCar*

2005-04-17 [toycar]: o.o *doesnt get smooshed...cause the crena is super strong*........*nods*

2005-04-17 [Radioactive Flea]: Wasn't aimed to smash, just tickle.

2005-04-17 [toycar]: *is tickled and drops the car in surprise......is smooshed* ah ha!

2005-04-17 [Radioactive Flea]: *Giggles maniacly* OH I just can't help myself sometimes!

2005-04-17 [toycar]: >.< *cremates herself*

2005-04-17 [Radioactive Flea]: *Thinks that sounded a bit wrong*

2005-04-17 [toycar]: yeah...i actually had my brother cremate me...instead...seeing as i was dead...but shh dont tell anyone

2005-04-17 [Fuck the internet]: $_$

2005-04-17 [Ktcm]: O.o; lmao

2005-04-17 [♥CandyClouds♥]: Yes...

2005-04-17 [Ktcm]: oooh... paper flowers...

2005-04-17 [♥CandyClouds♥]: ^_^.

2005-04-17 [Ktcm]: ^^; ~picks a daisy and hands it to paper flowers just for having a cool username~ ^^;

2005-04-17 [♥CandyClouds♥]: Yay! *dances* I feel special now. Daisys are amazing. My name however I stole from a song..

2005-04-17 [Ktcm]: I know, lol ^^; ~isn't that dense~ Evanescence ^^; and y'are special

2005-04-17 [♥CandyClouds♥]: ^_^. Amy Lee is my idol. <3.

2005-04-17 [Ktcm]: hehe, I have two posters of her in my room... one of just her, and one of her and the band when that moody dude was in it still

2005-04-17 [iippo]: *sulks because doesn't like Evanescence and doesn't like to be reminded of things she doesn't like* *goes to the corner, clearly not in her happy place*

2005-04-17 [Ktcm]: ~goes and sits beside~ do you like daisy's?

2005-04-17 [iippo]: *nods while wipes tears from eyes (I dunno where they came from, really!) like dory in Finding nemo* Uhu...

2005-04-17 [Radioactive Flea]: *Doesn't like Evanescence either and sets next to iippo to fume and make rude noises*

2005-04-17 [iippo]: W00t! Rude noises! Let's talk about Salad Fingers' secretly salady fingers. Oh! Oh! I want to ask you guys! Have you personally introduced SF to anyone? And what did they think about it?

2005-04-17 [Radioactive Flea]: I showed him to a few people and now everone at my old highschool and at college watch it!

2005-04-17 [Ktcm]: I was introduced to it... and I was like WTF creepy... yet... must see again...

2005-04-17 [iippo]: I showed it to my bf and now it's like a strange insider we have... Like, he keeps quoting the 'I want to caress this rusty kettle' -part when he... caresses rusty kettles O_O...

2005-04-17 [Radioactive Flea]: My boyfriend has to say "Margerie Stuart Backster, you taste like sunshine dust" at the strangest time.

2005-04-17 [Ktcm]: Mrew... if I said anything alike that to my friends they'd think I was mentally retarded

2005-04-17 [Radioactive Flea]: I'll caress my best mates head at college and say it's Orrgaassmic *heh*. He thinks I'm nuts

2005-04-17 [Ktcm]: Lmao, that's the best xD

2005-04-17 [Radioactive Flea]: Then he tried to stick me in his gym bag and take me home. . . asked him if he had any rusty kettles. He didn't so I jumped out.

2005-04-17 [Ktcm]: lol xD

2005-04-17 [Inoni]: Go see The Writings of Lil Inoni! The same awesome girl who broguht you the salad finger's Character Page shows you the goodness of her mind at Age 6, 7, and 10! *shameless advertising*

2005-04-17 [♥CandyClouds♥]: I got it off my mates and became obbsessed. I made loads of people watch it ^_^.

2005-04-17 [Ktcm]: lol

2005-04-17 [iippo]: w00t.

2005-04-17 [♥CandyClouds♥]: So...

2005-04-17 [Ktcm]: I've got Numa Numa stuck in me head :-S

2005-04-17 [♥CandyClouds♥]: Numa numa?

2005-04-17 [♥CandyClouds♥]: Wow! I used to go on that site all the time! Damn I gotta go. XoxoxoxoxoX.

2005-04-17 [Ktcm]: mmkbye

2005-04-17 [System-Shock]: That shit is pretty damn fucked up :-/

2005-04-18 [Ktcm]: :-P mrew, I dunno but it got stuck in my head

2005-04-18 [Ktcm]: Mrew ^^;

2005-04-18 [iippo]: *will clicketh linkies another time*

2005-04-18 [Ktcm]: ~sits in corner, laying head on knees~

2005-04-18 [iippo]: That game pwns, although the sounds make me want to nail my toes with rusty corkscrews a little bit...

2005-04-19 [Ktcm]: w00t

2005-04-19 [toycar]: gods. i had to turn the volume on my computer off... risking death... because of lack of glorious music...which im always listening to. o.o *didnt over react*

2005-04-19 [Ktcm]: ~blinks slowly~ oi

2005-04-19 [kamaria]: im confuzzled

2005-04-19 [♥CandyClouds♥]: That makes 2.

2005-04-20 [Ktcm]: ~sits there~ merw...

2005-04-20 [Fuck the internet]: How many songs you got on your pc Crena?

2005-04-20 [toycar]: im not sure... i could count... but ill guess instead.... i have at least 30 songs for each band that i have on it... so... i have at least 60 x30 as of now... considering half of my music is off the computer now... i guess thats a fair few x.x

2005-04-20 [Ktcm]: O.o; mrew... ~goes to have a shower~ that's lotsas muzik... 1800 I believe? If I did my math right ~normally uses calculator

2005-04-20 [toycar]: *counts* yesm.... but me has an ipod which holds 5000 songs... :D

2005-04-20 [Ktcm]: oooooooooooooh... ~shifty glance as shuffles towards teh ipod~

2005-04-20 [toycar]: oomf! no! its my...my life. well... not really. but its already dieing.

2005-04-20 [Ktcm]: oh... :-S mrew... ~looks about for something else to take~ ooooh... ~slowly shifts towards a rusty spork~

2005-04-20 [Radioactive Flea]: *Stabs her with a badgermadillo* Tis sacred. . . it's the perfect spoooooon. *Orgasmic*

2005-04-20 [Ktcm]: ... I isn't after teh spoon =0 tis teh spork I want

2005-04-20 [toycar]: *already owns........uh....7 sporks...* yup...

2005-04-20 [Ktcm]: dayum, I wanna spork in real life -.-; damnit

2005-04-20 [toycar]: same....... i was lieing...... i lie lots when im horribly bored.

2005-04-20 [Fuck the internet]: Define dying... what the hell happened to it?

2005-04-20 [♥CandyClouds♥]: Haha snap ^_^.

2005-04-20 [Radioactive Flea]: A spork is the perfect spoon!

2005-04-20 [Axyris*]: Salad Fingers kicks ass

2005-04-21 [Ktcm]: :-S but... technically... tisn't a spoon... nor is it a fork, it's magically combined and named a SPORK :-D

2005-04-21 [Radioactive Flea]: It's still a spoon. The perfect spoon with hard pointy things. . . it's the male of the species not really useful for anything. And it's cheap.

2005-04-21 [Ktcm]: lmao

2005-04-21 [Axyris*]: Is any body listening?

2005-04-21 [Ktcm]: to what...

2005-04-21 [Radioactive Flea]: We have a condition. . . something to do with short attention spans. . . hm?

2005-04-21 [Ktcm]: :-D I'm still lost... what am I not listening to?

2005-04-21 [Axyris*]: nvm. Go talk about sporks I find it interesting. ^_^

2005-04-21 [Ktcm]: I'm all talked out bout sporks... cept I still want one <3 ~looks at her spork icons~

2005-04-21 [toycar]: te hee... the murderdolls fan felt all left out when he said: "Salad Fingers kicks ass"... welll....indeedly it does.

2005-04-21 [Fuck the internet]: We're hearing, just not caring

2005-04-21 [Ktcm]: oh wow everyone's in a good mood than ^^; :-P ~loves her new sexi shoes~

2005-04-21 [toycar]: not actually.

2005-04-21 [kamaria]: ohhh someone just got cut down:S

2005-04-21 [♥CandyClouds♥]: What shoooooooes you get?

2005-04-21 [Ktcm]: Mrew

2005-04-21 [Ktcm]: they in my profile ^^; I luff dem

2005-04-21 [♥CandyClouds♥]: Hehe pretty <3.

2005-04-21 [Ktcm]: :-D yesh, hehe, and I got a sexi wallet too ^^;

2005-04-21 [♥CandyClouds♥]: ^^ Last time I went shoppping I just went out and bought a load of ruby gloom stuff, an album and a birthday pressie for my mate. I spent over 30 pound >.<.

2005-04-21 [Ktcm]: O.o; w00t

2005-04-21 [♥CandyClouds♥]: Do you have greatestjournal/vampirefreaks?

2005-04-21 [Ktcm]: nope, used to have vf though don't no more

2005-04-21 [♥CandyClouds♥]: Oh okay ^_^.

2005-04-21 [Ktcm]: sowwy sugar ^^;

2005-04-21 [Axyris*]: hehehe yea

2005-04-22 [Ktcm]: suppi ^^;

2005-04-22 [toycar]: I’m liking the random comments by the Murder Dollz child and I’m eating a 1L bottle of frozen orange juice. Tis nice stuff.

2005-04-22 [Ktcm]: hehe, mmkies ~steals teh oranges juice~

2005-04-22 [toycar]: ha! you just stole teh empty bottle! :O!!!

2005-04-22 [Ktcm]: aw phooey! you saved me none? >.>;

2005-04-22 [Radioactive Flea]: Nope, it's all ours so :P. There's a frozen sculpture in the freezer if you'd like to try a nibble.

2005-04-22 [iippo]: How I wish you wouldn't spell 'teh' but 'the'... My eyes bleed because I am reminded by my horrid n00by past of horrid spelling (which extended way further than just 'teh'hing... >.O) And you thought iippo was gone but no! She is back!

2005-04-22 [Ktcm]: what's wrong with teh... >.<; mrew...

2005-04-22 [Axyris*]: **is liked caz of random comments** yay Im confuzzled

2005-04-22 [Ktcm]: ~gives murderdoll A hug~

2005-04-23 [Axyris*]: **hugs back** -^_^- Hey I gtg so I'll ttyl k? Byebye!

2005-04-23 [Ktcm]: mmkies bye bye!

2005-04-23 [Axyris*]: Byezies!

2005-04-23 [toycar]: Haha blame... god knows the reasons for me saying teh... but, I’m hooked... and I can’t stop typing it. Its not like I'm spelling it wrong...really, because the me is deliberately spelling teh. But, for you, I shall either give warning of the word being used, or I won’t use it.........on this wiki :D

2005-04-23 [♥CandyClouds♥]: Haha.

2005-04-23 [Ktcm]: well I use teh sometimes and the sometimes... just depends where my fingers move... I don't look I think...

2005-04-23 [iippo]: If you deliberately type 'teh' I'll accept it that way, ok. Don'tcha worry bout lil ole me.

2005-04-23 [Fuck the internet]: ..we.. arent worried ALALALALALOOOOO

2005-04-23 [iippo]: I had something I wanted to tell you guys but I forgot... >.O I hate it when this happens.

2005-04-23 [Fuck the internet]: Please know that we will forever love you iippo.

2005-04-23 [Fuck the internet]: Hey ippo, what did you use to do that lineart? Are you using Illustrator? if so, I reckon you should probably use a line weight half that of the outline, on the persons pant-creases.

2005-04-23 [Ktcm]: ~blinks~

2005-04-23 [iippo]: What are we talking about? The one with the people arguing (one on iippo is dead?) I do use Illustrator, but haven't done it for too long yet. What is pant-creases?

2005-04-23 [Ktcm]: o.o;

2005-04-23 [iippo]: I'm foreign, I don't know the politically correct names of naughty bits.

2005-04-23 [Ktcm]: O.o; a pant crease is a naughty bit...? since when..? =o ~gets confused~

2005-04-23 [iippo]: I'm telling you, I don't know what it means.

2005-04-23 [Ktcm]: oh! uhm... you know... like a wrinkle... a crease... in the pants... I'm sure you must know what pants are O.o;

2005-04-23 [iippo]: Pants yes. Crease... is liek a wrinkle?

2005-04-23 [Ktcm]: erm... like in clothing... a wrinkle in clothing... I suck at describing things...

2005-04-23 [iippo]: I see now. *goes to see the drawing to get what the original suggestion was*

2005-04-23 [Ktcm]: ^^; mmkies, heh

2005-04-23 [♥CandyClouds♥]: Wow why are we talking about pant-creases may I ask?

2005-04-23 [iippo]: Who knows. I like my creases, and I don't think I'll change the image I made, because the contest is over and the people who are in the picture love it... Let's at least talk about Salad Fingers's pant-creases.

2005-04-23 [Ktcm]: I dun remember is he has any...

2005-04-23 [iippo]: No, I think she keeps hers nice and tidy, creaseless.

2005-04-23 [Ktcm]: she? she?!

2005-04-23 [iippo]: Go to salad fingers characters and read and weep. Sally is a girl.

2005-04-23 [Ktcm]: Salad fingers is a he...

2005-04-23 [♥CandyClouds♥]: Where does it say hes a girl?

2005-04-23 [Radioactive Flea]: Ummm, in his underwear?

2005-04-23 [Ktcm]: O.o; ~doesn't look there~

2005-04-23 [iippo]: You know what's scary? My boyfriend spotted immediately that she is a she, not a he like I've been thinking all along. O_o

2005-04-23 [Radioactive Flea]: Ohhh, must've liked that one.

2005-04-24 [toycar]: it doesn't have a gender. Maybe we could ask the firth himself?

2005-04-24 [Radioactive Flea]: *What's a matter Mr. Fingers, you don't like my mouth words"

2005-04-24 [toycar]: very good use of a quote to support his gender... but i think i really will ask him, doubt he will respond though...

2005-04-24 [Ktcm]: :-S mrew

2005-04-24 [iippo]: *humms*

2005-04-24 [Ktcm]: ~pokes~

2005-04-25 [Fuck the internet]: Good point Crena, this is just like an exam.

2005-04-25 [toycar]: no its not, exams are for school, a place in which im never going to go..again.

2005-04-25 [Ktcm]: ~blinks~ an hour and ten minutes till my bus comes to take me to school...

2005-04-25 [toycar]: hehe have fun. It's 8:53pm here... x.x

2005-04-25 [Ktcm]: tis 6:54am... ~wakes at 6 on school days~

2005-04-25 [toycar]: *wakes at 5:30 for college* ha! i win :( takes me 2 hours or so to get into school though...gods.

2005-04-25 [Ktcm]: lol... takes me half an hour... ~yawns~ mrew... I like getting up at 6 in a way... dun have to have everyone trying to get into the bathroom ~three teens including self~ and than I can go online while they're running around to get ready ^^;

2005-04-25 [toycar]: hehe good idea...

2005-04-25 [Ktcm]: :-D though it's a hell of a time forcing myself out of bed when I only got in 6-7 hours ago... ~doesn't like waking up, yawn~

2005-04-25 [toycar]: i dont like sleeping..or waking up... haha that doesnt make sense...but its true...

2005-04-25 [Ktcm]: :-P I dun mind sleeping... I just dun ever like getting up... just falling back over to go asleep :p

2005-04-25 [♥CandyClouds♥]: Yeah I hate getting up.

2005-04-25 [Ktcm]: mrew

2005-04-25 [♥CandyClouds♥]: bajoo.

2005-04-26 [Fuck the internet]: I love how you say "A place in which im never going to go..again." then you say "takes me 2 hours or so to get into school"

2005-04-26 [toycar]: haha i call college school, force of habit. Thanks for picking up my mistakes, as usual.

2005-04-26 [Fuck the internet]: ...I only wanted to rub it in.

2005-04-26 [iippo]: I will annoy the lot of you now by being a morning-glorifying morning-person. *annous everybody by being a morning-glorifying morning-person* There. Really, I love the morning, as logn as I get up early enough to have a slow, not-hurry morning. That means I go to bed really early (unless it's one of those night when you just stay up all night and then go home in the morning, which makes the mornign even better, really.) Is anyone here a lunatic, meaning, can't sleep when it's full moon (even if you can't see the moon from your bedroom)? So you just toss-n-turn all night?

2005-04-26 [Ktcm]: ...

2005-04-26 [toycar]: I can never sleep... i get about 2-3 sleep each night average...if im lucky.

2005-04-26 [Fuck the internet]: Morning Glory you say? I shall be trying that soon.

2005-04-26 [toycar]: gods david, you are hopeless...

2005-04-26 [Fuck the internet]: Shut up.

2005-04-26 [toycar]: Well, I’m off to watch the OC, but for you, I’ll keep pointlessly talking out loud, which you, in no form, will possibly be able to hear, but seeing that it would in fact annoy you, for me to keep talking, I will do so, because I LIKE TO ANNOY PEOPLE. Wow, that sounds somewhat familiar; I think I heard that from someone before, not too long ago either. *isn’t saying something subliminal, no, not at all.*

2005-04-26 [kamaria]: i missed somehting again

2005-04-26 [iippo]: Hmm, the comic-strip was... kitty-ey. But the one after it was really perfect for art-students. XD

2005-04-26 [♥CandyClouds♥]: Wow the cartoon thingy rocks!

2005-04-27 [Ktcm]: yeah I read them all ^^; ~is a comic nerd~ I read about gay vampires... than weird lesbians :-S lol

2005-04-27 [Fuck the internet]: I could not care less. If you hadnt noticed by now, you're a retard.

2005-04-27 [Ktcm]: I'm a retard?

2005-04-27 [kamaria]: whoaaa that was kindof harsh....

2005-04-27 [Ktcm]: ~frowns slightly~ Well... I may act weird at times... but if you are refering to me go screw a rusty spork and have a nice day :-D

2005-04-27 [Ulaan]: o0o he terrafying...really scary!!!

2005-04-27 [iippo]: I think.

2005-04-27 [Ktcm]: :-S

2005-04-28 [toycar]: Never take anything David/ Gloomy says seriously, he either means it - yet doesn’t know what he's talking about, or he’s joking. More commonly the latter.

2005-04-28 [iippo]: My wiki-comments-list just made the uberest sentence. It had the links to "What if...", "Salad Fingers" and "Gay" in line... XD ET is giving me ideas

2005-04-28 [toycar]: haha, awesome :D

2005-04-28 [Ktcm]: O.o; oh my lol

2005-04-28 [Ulaan]: ''[Ktcm] u tast of sunshine dust''

2005-04-28 [Ktcm]: ^^; yey ~licks own finger~ hmmm... sunshine dust tastes suspiciously like my finger...

2005-04-28 [Ulaan]: [toycar] u taste like soot and poo!

2005-04-28 [Ktcm]: ... ~decides against trying to lick ToyCar-'s finger~ mrew ;-S

2005-04-28 [Axyris*]: lol

2005-04-28 [Ulaan]: im going to visit france today

2005-04-28 [kamaria]: ive always wanted to find france

2005-04-28 [iippo]: My sisters will.

2005-04-28 [Axyris*]: That is cool. Although I never been there but I went to Quebec, Canada and they speak french but other than that I never been there. LUCKY! lol

2005-04-28 [♥CandyClouds♥]: Lol. I think it was just quoting salad fingers ><.

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